The CREEPIEST Things Ever Said by Potential Lovers

Geplaatst op 03-04-2025

Categorie: Lifestyle

I’m dating a girl, and we’re pretty open with each other about the fact that we’re dating other people. One night she read me a text that came through when we were sitting together from a guy she had been on a couple dates with and lost interest in because he had already confessed his eagerness for lifelong commitment with her.

The text said he was sorry for coming on strong, but if she’d give him a chance, she’d feel it too. “Oh, and I just spent the last two hours writing a list of every reason I’m in love with you,” his text also said. We both laughed about how creepy that was. And that got me to thinking. We need a CREEPY date post.

So, over on the Single Dad Laughing Facebook wall, I asked a simple question. “What was the creepiest thing someone you started dating said or did after you originally thought they might be a great catch?”

These were 30 of your creepiest, scariest, and downright funniest answers. Proving, once again, that truth is often creepier than fiction!

You didn’t disappoint.

30 of the CREEPIEST Things Ever Said by Potential Lovers

1. On our first date he said, “I want to take you by the cemetery to meet my parents you might be the one.”
2. On the third date, a guy told me I had such long and beautiful hair…he bet that he could wrap it around my neck and strangle me with it and no one would know it was him because hair doesn’t retain fingerprints…
3. After about a few weeks of dating he invited me over for dinner…when I rang the doorbell he answered the door wearing nothing but his 10 foot pet python wrapped strategically around him.
4. He “gently suggested” his dead wife’s clothes might fit me. Wondered if I wanted to try them on and see.
5. I was about 5 weeks into seeing a really sweet guy who had a decent job, nice car, great family, when he just frankly tells me one evening, “Yeah, so the girl I got pregnant won’t leave me alone.”
6. 2 hours into our first date he went over his funeral desires with me, told me how much his life insurance policy was for and showed me the mock up of the monument/statue of himself he wanted constructed and put into a public location for his memorial. An hour later, he broke out his grandmothers ring and asked if I was ready to get married because he loved everything about me.
7. We had been out a few times. She seemed nice enough and normal enough, and I kind of liked her. Until she showed me her bedroom and there was a GIANT photograph of her dad right above the bed, looking down toward the bed.
8. “If you marry me, you will get fertility treatment for free. My brother is a OBGYN and when I was dating a 35 year old lady he told me that 200 of her eggs were dead and the rest have downs, so you really need to get on this because you are older than her. I am telling you that his is top of the line fertility treatment for free if you marry me.”
9. On our second date, he told me that the Lord had given him revelation that we were to be married and that women need to learn to just trust that kind of thing.
10. “I’m a virgin, and I really feel strongly right now that you’re the one I have been saving myself for.” He was 31. It was our first (and last) date.

11. On a 4th date we saw his grandma and he introduced me as his fiancee (which I most definitely was not) and said I was the mother of his future children.
12. He brought a 4 foot iguana on our date. I wish I was joking.
13. Recently, I met a guy and at first he seemed super awesome. We had lots in common, he was handsome to look at and he has his PHD. He is working hard towards goals, no baggage. Seemed great. All of a sudden 2 days later, I get a text at 3am begging me to be his foot slave. At first I was naive and thought that meant he wanted to massage my feet often, so I asked for clarification and what I received next may have scarred me for life. He begged me to kick him in the face and humiliate him by inviting my friends over so that we could all take turns kicking his face and rubbing our dirty feet on him. He begged to have me walk on his face with heels on. He also proceeded to tell me that he wanted to lick my dirty shoes when we first met.
14. This wasn’t said to me but a family member. “I knew you would be a good one when I saw you walk into your house.” The scary thing is, she never told him where she lived.
15. She was so normal, and funny, and pretty much perfect for four dates. On our fifth date, she showed me a coffin in her basement and told me she likes to lie down in it to think. Then when she sensed that it completely weirded me out, she told me to just try it and not to judge it until I do.
16. On our first date, he had me laughing like crazy, we really hit it off. After the date, he asked me to come over to “have fun.” I told him no, not on a first date. He suddenly got all sad and said, “if you knew what happened to the last girl who said that…” and then he trailed off and got all happy again.
17. He told my closest friend he was bring something special on the first date. She was so excited wondering what it could be. When he got there, he handed her a vial of his own blood.
18. “I really think you should stop taking birth control now. I want to get you pregnant. You’d be so hot pregnant. I also have a breastfeeding fetish.”
19. Things were great until we had sex the first time. The sex was great, but in the middle of the night, I woke up to the sound of him sealing a Ziplock bag around his junk. All he said was, “sorry, didn’t mean to wake you up.”

20. After I broke things off with a guy who was looking seriously at mail-order brides, I found (in my apartment) the head of a stuffed dog he got me sitting next to its body. A friend of his told me he had come into my place and removed the listening device from the dog.
21. He told me his dad killed his mom in a fight but got away with it and it’s difficult because he knows his dad did the right thing but he still misses his mom.
22. I have 2 cats…after our first date he emailed to ask me how long I thought it would take for my cats to eat my body if I died. Umm, what?
23. First date… he puked after he kissed me… then he tried to kiss me again.
24. I was 19, he was cute, smart, had a job and a car, and I thought he was a pretty good catch. Then he let it slip that he was 30…ok, no problem, really. Then it turned out he lived in his mom’s basement…well, ok, she’s a nice lady, and we all have financial issues sometimes, right? Then, a couple weeks into our whirlwind romance, I get a call from him saying he’s been at the hospital because he’s had an attack of pancreatitis, and can I come over and help him out. I rushed over and found him drunk, naked, crying over his ex wife (wait, you were married before?), and his teeth are in a glass next to his bed. (Hey, man, what happened to your teeth?) So, with no teeth in, he weeps that I’m the one to help him heal, and would I marry him? No…but, I did wait till his mom came home before running from the house.
25. After a couple of months, he started bringing armloads of his stuff over to my house. I made it clear I didn’t want to live with him, and he almost blew a gasket. Later, he left 15 voicemails and 9 emails describing in great gory detail how he was going to cut me up and “hang me by my intestines” — among others. Including slicing my throat in the sanctuary if I showed up at the church we both attend(ed).
26. He shushed me during sex.
27. He took me for a drive up a canyon and told me how easy it would be to kill someone up there and how you could hide the body so it wouldn’t be found for years.
28. On our first date he told me that his mom used to have him ejaculate into a jar and she used it as skin cream. Then he told me if I wanted some he had a few jars at his house.
29. After 3 dates, he touched my stomach and said “soon…”
30. “The only way I could keep someone as good as you would be to get you pregnant.”

Um.

Yeah.

Creepy.

And hilarious.

And sometimes a mixture of both. Hahaha.